BUT. The Lazy Song pretty much encapsulates my cat, every goddamn day...and suddenly I'm writing FILK. Please somebody kill me.
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay on your bed
Don't feel like moving from your spot
You left it comfy, nice and hot
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.
Meow!
I'm gonna roll on my back
Put my paws in the air
waive 'em around like I just don't care
No human's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch,
leaving hair everywhere
cleaning off my paws, sniffing smells in the air
'Cause I'm indoors and still wanna kill!
Oh, yes I said it
I meant it
I'll stalk and eat my fill!
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay on your bed
Don't feel like moving from your spot
You left it comfy, nice and hot
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.
Nothing at all!
Meow, meowmow, Meow meowmow
Nothing at all
Meow, meowmow, Meow meowmow
Tomorrow I'll wake up and hop on the bed
Get up in the human's face, see if he's dead
And if he is I'll eat him for brunch (oh so yummy this brunch!)
Yeah
I might sneak around, hang out near the door
Try to slip out and explore some more
Then the human opens a can full of lunch
Meowmeow
Oh, yes I said it
I meant it
I'll stay and eat my fill!
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay on your bed
Don't feel like moving from your spot
You left it comfy, nice and hot
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.
No, I ain't gonna clean my fur
And I ain't gonna even purr
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut like I own the place
And flick my tail all in your face
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Meow
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay on your bed
Don't feel like moving from your spot
You left it comfy, nice and hot
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
*Sigh* I hang my head in shame. Ah well, back to that short story about a funeral...
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